Flisvinfub is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, pitiless yak.

Flisvinfub created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisvinfub, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flisvinfub, she will turn you into a frog.

Flisvinfub's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Flisvinfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ducks.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Do not hurt rats.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never sit near otters.