Dogbepzeb is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, two-faced hummingbird.

Dogbepzeb created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Dogbepzeb, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dogbepzeb, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dogbepzeb's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Dogbepzeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dogbepzeb's name in vain.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Manatees are not to be trusted.

5. Do not cook food in pots.