Yanloopzod is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, blissful hippopotamus.

Yanloopzod created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Yanloopzod, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yanloopzod, he will turn you into a worm.

Yanloopzod's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Yanloopzod's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not covet oxen.