Motnellkop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, passionate mole.

Motnellkop created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motnellkop, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Motnellkop, it will be mildly annoyed.

Motnellkop's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Motnellkop's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat melons.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Never eat parsnips.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Put Motnellkop first in all things.