Pibstanwitcebtonomin is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonest donkey.

Pibstanwitcebtonomin created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibstanwitcebtonomin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pibstanwitcebtonomin, it will turn you into a mouse.

Pibstanwitcebtonomin's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Pibstanwitcebtonomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. You must never eat rice.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not cook food in pots.