Stikfongid is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, staggering wolf.

Stikfongid created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikfongid, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stikfongid, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Stikfongid's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Stikfongid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Never eat bark.

5. You must pray to Stikfongid eight times a day.