Zedbotmin is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unthoughtful raven.

Zedbotmin created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedbotmin, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zedbotmin, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Zedbotmin's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Zedbotmin's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Zedbotmin.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never talk about bats.