Bassbellfat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, wise duck.

Bassbellfat created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassbellfat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bassbellfat, she will not care.

Bassbellfat's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bassbellfat's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Bassbellfat loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

5. Always help turtles.