Nultarghen is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, sage fly.

Nultarghen created light two years ago.

If you believe in Nultarghen, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nultarghen, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Nultarghen's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Nultarghen's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat wheat.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.