Piginggad is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, annoying hippopotamus.

Piginggad created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Piginggad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Piginggad, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Piginggad's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Piginggad's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

2. Erect five silicon sculptures of Piginggad on top of important buildings.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always look after injured frogs.