Nadflamnellbid is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, compassionate squid.

Nadflamnellbid created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Nadflamnellbid, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nadflamnellbid, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nadflamnellbid's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Nadflamnellbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

5. Never talk about galaxies.