Sagcedmit is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unthinking horse.

Sagcedmit created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Sagcedmit, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sagcedmit, he will come to you in dreams.

Sagcedmit's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Sagcedmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help frogs in need.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.