Fighapmadgubvonkflab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, astonishing dryad.

Fighapmadgubvonkflab created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fighapmadgubvonkflab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fighapmadgubvonkflab, it will turn you into a frog.

Fighapmadgubvonkflab's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Fighapmadgubvonkflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of grasshopers.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Run away if six otters approach from the west.

4. Do not kill eagles.

5. Fighapmadgubvonkflab must be the most important thing in your life.