Tikditgep is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, stupid dragon.

Tikditgep created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tikditgep, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tikditgep, it will turn you into a slug.

Tikditgep's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Tikditgep's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink dolphins for they are unholy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never hurt turtles.