Cedyarnuttbast is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, irritating human.

Cedyarnuttbast created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Cedyarnuttbast, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cedyarnuttbast, it will curse you with boils.

Cedyarnuttbast's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Cedyarnuttbast's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cedyarnuttbast.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cedyarnuttbast.

5. Always take life seriously.