Rancitfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, wise ant.

Rancitfarn created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rancitfarn, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rancitfarn, he will not care.

Rancitfarn's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Rancitfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick pigs.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Always help ducks.

4. Hide if three moths approach from the north.

5. Never skip in holy places.