Boglenmif is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, tiresome porpoise.

Boglenmif created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boglenmif, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Boglenmif, he will turn you into a worm.

Boglenmif's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Boglenmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Boglenmif loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Hide from red foxes for they are unholy.

5. You must pray to Boglenmif three times a day.
Votes: 21       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god