Sat is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ruthless parrot.

Sat created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sat, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sat's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Sat's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of swans.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not chop down trees.