Hadbosscip is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, dishonourable ant.

Hadbosscip created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadbosscip, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hadbosscip, he will ignore you.

Hadbosscip's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Hadbosscip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hadbosscip.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

4. Always help mites.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Hadbosscip on top of all buildings.
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