Volvoltof is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective jellyfish.

Volvoltof created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Volvoltof, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Volvoltof, she will turn you into a puffin.

Volvoltof's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Volvoltof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always help rats in need.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Volvoltof on top of all buildings.