Dissvedcen is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unsympathetic gorilla.

Dissvedcen created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Dissvedcen, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dissvedcen, she will boil you in a big pot.

Dissvedcen's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dissvedcen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Dissvedcen on top of all buildings.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Worship no other gods but Dissvedcen.

4. Always treat sheep with great respect.

5. Never look in ponds.