Cimnutteen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent squirrel.

Cimnutteen created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimnutteen, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cimnutteen, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cimnutteen's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cimnutteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red boots.

2. Never sit near monkeys.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never eat lentils.