Minbinsis is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, egotistical raccoon.

Minbinsis created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Minbinsis, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Minbinsis, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Minbinsis' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Minbinsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to capybaras while wearing gray shirts.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. You must pray to Minbinsis four times a day.

5. Always stare at clouds.