Davgedrawbogmot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, thoughtless dove.

Davgedrawbogmot created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davgedrawbogmot, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Davgedrawbogmot, it will send you a sign.

Davgedrawbogmot's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Davgedrawbogmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Always obey Davgedrawbogmot's priests.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Worship no other gods but Davgedrawbogmot.

5. Never talk about hamsters.