Flabvigjoportvigtalbossdib is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ruthless fly.

Flabvigjoportvigtalbossdib created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flabvigjoportvigtalbossdib, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flabvigjoportvigtalbossdib, she will have a low opinion of you.

Flabvigjoportvigtalbossdib's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Flabvigjoportvigtalbossdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat strawberries.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Flabvigjoportvigtalbossdib.

4. Do not take Flabvigjoportvigtalbossdib's name in vain.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.