Yiksterfum is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, clever salamander.

Yiksterfum created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yiksterfum, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yiksterfum, she will turn you into a rat.

Yiksterfum's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Yiksterfum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks.

2. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help sick otters.