Jinyamlimsitzanfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing butterfly.

Jinyamlimsitzanfarn created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinyamlimsitzanfarn, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jinyamlimsitzanfarn, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Jinyamlimsitzanfarn's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Jinyamlimsitzanfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four gold sculptures of Jinyamlimsitzanfarn on top of important buildings.

2. Never paint your head gray.

3. Jinyamlimsitzanfarn loves bats, so they must be honoured.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Jinyamlimsitzanfarn on top of all buildings.

5. Do not take Jinyamlimsitzanfarn's name in vain.