Tarpcimstigdubkipflabpinmot is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, kind dog.

Tarpcimstigdubkipflabpinmot created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarpcimstigdubkipflabpinmot, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tarpcimstigdubkipflabpinmot, she will turn you into a tree.

Tarpcimstigdubkipflabpinmot's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Tarpcimstigdubkipflabpinmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Retreat if five hamsters approach from the north.