Nutrapjop is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, effective whale.

Nutrapjop created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutrapjop, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nutrapjop, he will turn you into a tree.

Nutrapjop's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Nutrapjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. You must love Nutrapjop.