Hunpomlag is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, blissful crab.

Hunpomlag created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunpomlag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hunpomlag, he will turn you into a worm.

Hunpomlag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Hunpomlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Never mention horses.

3. Run away if four mice approach from the east.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never think about gravity.
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