Flig is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, flying wasp.

Flig created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flig, he will torture you forever.

Flig's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Flig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Always obey Flig's priests.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not sing in public.