Cepquafarmbedgabcap is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, sapient mink.

Cepquafarmbedgabcap created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepquafarmbedgabcap, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cepquafarmbedgabcap, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cepquafarmbedgabcap's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cepquafarmbedgabcap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never run in the presence of dogs.

4. You must love Cepquafarmbedgabcap.

5. Feed all hungry mice.