Omintommablarp is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, slow mink.

Omintommablarp created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Omintommablarp, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Omintommablarp, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Omintommablarp's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Omintommablarp's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Omintommablarp.

2. Never paint your neck white.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not take Omintommablarp's name in vain.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.