Vinfityam is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, narcissistic wombat.

Vinfityam created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinfityam, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vinfityam, she will jump up and down on your head.

Vinfityam's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Vinfityam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not commit murder.