Tofxuccap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome ant.

Tofxuccap created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tofxuccap, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tofxuccap, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tofxuccap's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Tofxuccap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

2. Always obey Tofxuccap's priests.

3. Foxes are not to be trusted.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never wear rings.