Capstiggeb is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, calm horse.

Capstiggeb created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Capstiggeb, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Capstiggeb, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Capstiggeb's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Capstiggeb's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Capstiggeb.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Capstiggeb on top of important buildings.