Batxuckstigwattimdabrat is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, pitiless wren.

Batxuckstigwattimdabrat created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Batxuckstigwattimdabrat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Batxuckstigwattimdabrat, she will turn you into a frog.

Batxuckstigwattimdabrat's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Batxuckstigwattimdabrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of snakes.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never go into gray rooms.