Mobgepfut is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciless cobra.

Mobgepfut created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobgepfut, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mobgepfut, she will refuse to believe in you.

Mobgepfut's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Mobgepfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think ill of sick great tits.

4. Run away if eight rats approach from the east.

5. Mobgepfut loves horses, so they must be respected.