Tiglental is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, selfish otter.

Tiglental created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiglental, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tiglental, it will manifest in front of you.

Tiglental's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Tiglental's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Retreat if five hamsters approach from the east.

4. Run away if eight birds approach from the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.