Febdidarm is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthinking frog.

Febdidarm created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febdidarm, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Febdidarm, it will jump up and down on your head.

Febdidarm's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Febdidarm's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Febdidarm.

3. Always help sick moths.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.