Ratsaghap is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, selfish deer.

Ratsaghap created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratsaghap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ratsaghap, it will have a low opinion of you.

Ratsaghap's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Ratsaghap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about oranges.

2. Never paint your chest orange.

3. Erect four silicon sculptures of Ratsaghap on top of important buildings.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always help frogs in need.