Damyogomthabgat is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, egotistical gnu.

Damyogomthabgat created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damyogomthabgat, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Damyogomthabgat, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Damyogomthabgat's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Damyogomthabgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cats.

2. Always help doves.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Never wear orange stockings.

5. Always look after injured turtles.