Tenbapfad is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient snake.

Tenbapfad created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenbapfad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tenbapfad, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Tenbapfad's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Tenbapfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not kill monkeys.

3. Always help frogs.

4. Do not eat rice.

5. Foxes are not to be trusted.