Japgodgud is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, dishonourable fairy.

Japgodgud created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Japgodgud, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Japgodgud, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Japgodgud's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Japgodgud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick shrews.

2. Always look after injured tapirs.

3. Japgodgud must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Run away from red whales, for they are unholy.

5. Hide if eight dogs approach from the east.