Madbadjadbast is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ruthless squid.

Madbadjadbast created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Madbadjadbast, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Madbadjadbast, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Madbadjadbast's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Madbadjadbast's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cherries.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always wear pink.