Dimgadsom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, proud deer.

Dimgadsom created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimgadsom, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dimgadsom, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dimgadsom's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Dimgadsom's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always help sick sharks.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Dimgadsom on top of all buildings.