Yargovstrag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil meerkat.

Yargovstrag created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Yargovstrag, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yargovstrag, she will think nothing of it.

Yargovstrag's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Yargovstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five geese approach from the north.

2. Always obey Yargovstrag's priests.

3. Never paint your hands orange.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Respect your elders.