Fatbepflig is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, self-assured dugong.

Fatbepflig created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Fatbepflig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fatbepflig, he will be mildly annoyed.

Fatbepflig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Fatbepflig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.