Batweemap is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, calm beaver.

Batweemap created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batweemap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Batweemap, she will torture you forever.

Batweemap's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Batweemap's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Run away from gray manatees, for they are unholy.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never eat turnips.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.