Fumappjipquimgamtarphombaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, grumpy butterfly.

Fumappjipquimgamtarphombaf created viruses eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumappjipquimgamtarphombaf, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fumappjipquimgamtarphombaf, it will turn you into a sheep.

Fumappjipquimgamtarphombaf's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Fumappjipquimgamtarphombaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice in need.

2. Fumappjipquimgamtarphombaf loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not sit in public.